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Tuesday, June 30, 2015

U.S. EXTENDS DEADLINE FOR IRAN NUKE DEAL, OBAMA WANTS TO LICK MORE BOOT

WELL, I MEAN, HONESTLY, WHAT ELSE WOULD BE THE REASON FOR EXTENDING THE DEADLINE YET AGAIN?

IRAN IS HAVING A GREAT TIME BEING WOOED AND WINED AND DINED AND KISSED AND...WHATEVER ELSE GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IN "DIPLOMATIC CIRCLES".

LOOK, JUST LOOK HOW HAPPY THE IRANIANS ARE WITH KERRY IN THAT HOTEL IN VIENNA!


       ISN'T THAT THE SWEETEST THING?

WE'VE CERTAINLY GIVEN IRAN EVERYTHING IT'S ASKED FOR SO FAR...WHY NOT A NEW 'DEADLINE'?

IN A COUPLE OF VIDEOS I WATCHED, KERRY LOOKS A WEE BIT STRAINED...MAYBE JUST A TINY BIT FED THE HELL UP...BUT HE QUICKLY RECOVERED, PUCKERED UP AGAIN AND BACK THEY WENT TO THE "ROMANCING OF THE STONE".

I WISH PREZ OBAMA WOULD MOSEY ON OVER THERE AND JUST SHOW US THE FINE ART OF BOOT-LICKING IN FRONT OF LIVE MEDIA CAMERAS.
WHY HIDE THE LOVE, RIGHT?

"After missing their self-imposed June 30 deadline to hammer out a deal, officials here said they will extend until July 7 an agreement that set preliminary limits on Iran’s disputed nuclear activities and allowed a modest easing of some sanctions." 

MEANWHILE, AS PICTURED ABOVE, BACK AT THE RANCH, THE IRANIAN PEOPLE HUNG SCROLLS OF PETITIONS FROM THAT, UMMM, "FREEDOM TOWER" IN TEHRAN DEMANDING THEIR ILLUSTRIOUS NEGOTIATORS GET THEM A "GOOD DEAL" FROM THE "GREAT SATAN" (THAT'S US, CITIZENS... AMERICA IS THE GREAT SATAN, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD).
DON'T WORRY, IRANIAN FOLKS, OUR PREZ IS ALL SET TO GIVE YOU ISRAEL'S HEAD ON A STICK...I MEAN...MAKE YOU A REALLY NICE DEAL.

WOULD YOU LIKE ALL OUR FIRSTBORN OR JUST DEEDS TO ALL OUR HOMES? 

“So there are still some hard negotiations to take place,” Obama said at a news conference with visiting Brazilian President Dilma Rouseff. “But ultimately this is going to be up to the Iranians to determine whether or not they meet the requirements that the international community has set forth to be able to fairly and accurately and consistently assess whether or not they have foreclosed the possibility of obtaining a nuclear weapon.”

EXCUSE MY 'POTTY MOUTH', BUT THAT'S JUST COMMON OLD BULLSHIT!
NO, NO, 'MANURE' WON'T DO WHEN WHAT HE SAID IS THE NASTY VARIETY OF WHAT A BULL CAN DROP.

A GUY LIKE, OH, SAY PUTIN, WOULD HAVE BACKED OFF AND GLASSED THAT PLACE IF A DEADLINE HE SET WAS IGNORED...OR ONE MIGHT ASSUME...
NOT US!
NOT THE U.S.!

I MUST THINK THAT OUR PREZ IS SO "JONESING" FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ISRAEL THAT HE'LL SACRIFICE KERRY HIMSELF IF THE IRANIANS GIVE ANY INDICATION THEY'D LIKE BARBEQUE WITH THOSE BUTT-KISSES!

THIS HAS TO RANKLE SAUDI ARABIA, RUFFLE THE TAIL FEATHERS OF ALL WHO SEE IRAN AS THE BIG BAD ENEMY STATE IN THE CRAZY MIDDLE EAST.

BUT EVEN THAT WOULD MAKE LIFE TOUGHER ON ISRAEL.
WHAT NATION THAT SURROUNDS HER ISN'T TWITCHING AND DROOLING TO BE THE FIRST TO HIT ISRAEL AND WIPE IT OFF THE EARTH?
LOOKS LIKE OUR OWN "BIG-O" IS GOING TO BEAT THEM TO IT.
HE'S A SMART ONE...
MAYBE ALL HIS YEARS AS A PUPPET HAS TAUGHT HIM TOO MUCH ABOUT PUPPETRY?
AND MAYBE IRAN HAS LEARNED A FEW THINGS WHEN DEALING WITH AMERICA?

WHATEVER HAPPENS, OLD KERRY WILL JUST HAVE TO BEND OVER AND TAKE IT, RIGHT?

NEGOTIATIONS CONTINUE...
THE NEXT PHOTOS OUT OF VIENNA MAY BE TOO PORNOGRAPHIC TO PRINT, RECKON?

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